That she wants a man with 3 qualities; that he won't hit her, won't run away from her and that he must be excellent in bed. Next day a cripple knocks at her door and when she answers, he goes: "I am the one you are looking for. I won't hit you because I don't have arms. I won't run away from you because I don't have legs..." "And what makes you think you're excellent in bed?", asks the woman to which he replies in a proud voice, "Well madam, how do you think I knocked on your door?"
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