Woman goes to a carpenter and asks for a closet.

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A few days later, she goes back to him and tells him that the closet shakes when the train passes by her house. The carpenter goes to her house and sees there’s nothing wrong with the closet but he adds a few nails to the closet anyway and tell her: there you go. A few days later, she goes back to him again and tells him the closet still shakes when the train passes by the house. The carpenter that didn’t believe her gets mad and tells her: OK, I’m gonna go inside the closet and wait here until the train passes by. Right after he steps inside the closet, the woman’s husband comes home and he goes straight for the closet and opens the door. He tells the carpenter: What the hell are you doing here?! and the carpenter replies: Would you believe it if I told you, I’m waiting for the train?

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