A woman tired of the dating scene and desperate for a decent boyfriend put a personal ad in the paper. The ad read "Wanted: a good man that won't beat me, won't run around on me, and good in bed."
The next day, her doorbell rang. She answered the door to find a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheel chair. He told her that he was there in response to her ad.
She asked "What makes you think you will be a good fit?"
He replied, "I don't have arms, so I can't beat you, and I don't have legs, so I can't run around on you."
She then asked, "Are you any good in bed?"
He replied, "I rang the doorbell."
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The next day, her doorbell rang. She answered the door to find a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheel chair. He told her that he was there in response to her ad.
She asked "What makes you think you will be a good fit?"
He replied, "I don't have arms, so I can't beat you, and I don't have legs, so I can't run around on you."
She then asked, "Are you any good in bed?"
He replied, "I rang the doorbell."
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