A package of cigarettes, please.

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A man goes in a shop and buys his usual package of cigarettes. Pays for it and goes out. After just a couple of minutes he gets back in the shop, worried. Putting the package of cigarettes on the desk, he asks the seller: Excuse me madam. I was here earlier and bought this package of cigarettes, but its not the one that i take usually. The lady replies: hmm , yes it is, its the same sir, you usually buy. Oh no , no - the man replies. On this one its written: "Smoking causes severe erectile dysfuntion! Id like to have the one that causes only cancer!!!

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