A man walks into a store

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An older man walks into a store and asks the cashier "Excuse me, do you sell yoga mats here?"

The confused cashier responds "No sir, we don't."

"Ah I see. Do you sell weights?"

"No sir, we don't sell those either."

"Do you sell protein shakes?"

"Sir, this whole place is an alcohol store."

"Oh man! Well then, at least pour me a beer. But God can be my witness that I DID want to exercise!"

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