Jim married Anna on a Friday and returned to work on Monday where he was met by his colleagues. They were surprised to see him back so soon- especially considering there was no honeymoon.
Confused as to why their colleague was at work his friend gathered everyone around and asked, “So did you at least make love all weekend long?”
“No… she has gonorrhea.” Jim replied.
“Wow, well did you at least get a blowjob?!” His friend questioned.
“Nope, she also has pyorrhea” Jim answered.
“Dang dude that sucks! At least tell me you got some anal?!” the guys asked as they all gathered around.
“Not even that, she has diarrhea” he responded.
The workers all were simply confused by this point as his boss piped up, “She has gonorrhea, pyorrhea, diarrhea… why the hell would you marry her!?”
Jim shrugged as he answered, “Well, I heard she has worms too and I like to fish.”
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Confused as to why their colleague was at work his friend gathered everyone around and asked, “So did you at least make love all weekend long?”
“No… she has gonorrhea.” Jim replied.
“Wow, well did you at least get a blowjob?!” His friend questioned.
“Nope, she also has pyorrhea” Jim answered.
“Dang dude that sucks! At least tell me you got some anal?!” the guys asked as they all gathered around.
“Not even that, she has diarrhea” he responded.
The workers all were simply confused by this point as his boss piped up, “She has gonorrhea, pyorrhea, diarrhea… why the hell would you marry her!?”
Jim shrugged as he answered, “Well, I heard she has worms too and I like to fish.”
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