Wife walks up to her Husband and asks "Do I look Fat in this dress??"

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Husband: "Before I say anything,,, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say.... You won't get mad.."

Wife: "Ok.. I promise."

Husband: "I fucked your sister."

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