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A man is sitting at the bar, getting really drunk. When suddenly, the bartender announces last call. The man realizes he’s really, really drunk, and he needs to get home. When he tries to get off the bar stool, he realizes that he’s so wasted, he can’t even feel his legs.
So he pushes himself off the stool and drags himself out of the bar on his forearms, army-style. He crawls his way down the street, into his house, and makes it onto his couch, where he passes out. In the morning, his wife wakes him up, screaming. “You son-of-a-bitch, you came home wasted again, didn’t you?!”
“What?! No!” Exclaimed the man. “What makes you say that?”
“You forgot your wheelchair at the bar again!”
“””””
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So he pushes himself off the stool and drags himself out of the bar on his forearms, army-style. He crawls his way down the street, into his house, and makes it onto his couch, where he passes out. In the morning, his wife wakes him up, screaming. “You son-of-a-bitch, you came home wasted again, didn’t you?!”
“What?! No!” Exclaimed the man. “What makes you say that?”
“You forgot your wheelchair at the bar again!”
“””””
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