An elephant is caught in a trap.

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He tries his best to get out but gets entangled in the net even more. He sees a mouse walking by..

Elephant: Hey man, please get me out before the hunter gets here..

Mouse: Sure I will, but you need to let me do you in the ass in return..

Elephant: What the hell? Go screw yourself...

The mouse is about to walk away, when the elephant weighs his options...either get killed or enslaved or get screwed once.... and how much pain would a tiny-ass mouse really cause?

Elephant: Alright, you can do as you please but get me out of here...

The mouse goes to work and chews through the entire net and frees the elephant.

As promised, the elephant agrees to be screwed. The mouse climbs up on the back and starts humping away..

A monkey sitting on the branch above and watching the whole thing go down decides to mess with the elephant and drops a huge coconut on his head....

Elephant: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Mouse: "Oops sorry,... I will go slow since its your first time"



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