Drunk guy walking the streets goes up to a cop

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He says “Hey man, someone stole my car”

Cop asks “well where did you last see it?”

Guy holds up his keys and says “on the end of these here keys”

Cop says “well I dunno, sounds like you’re gonna have to go downtown to the precinct and file a report”

Drunk guy starts walking away towards the precinct, and the cop hollers “Before you go downtown, you may wanna zip up your fly!”

Guy looks down at his fly and moans “awe man, they got my girl too..”

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