A stupid man drove to a bar and got absolutely hammered…

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He was in no shape to drive home.

Fortunately he wasn’t dumb enough to do that.

While he was having some coffee to try to sober up, he overheard a woman tell her friends that she was on her menstrual cycle.

Seeing an opportunity he stumbled over to her table and struck up a conversation with her.

Surprisingly they actually hit it off, and when the bar was about to close he was still too cocked to drive so he politely asked her if she could give him a lift home.

“But I don’t have a car.” She said.

To which he replies:

“Oh, that’s okay, just let me ride on the back of your menstrual cycle.”

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