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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want to admit he's been fucking a chicken

Jesus walks into a hotel. Hands the desk clerk a hammer and 3 nails. "Can you put me up for the night?"

What's the difference between a cow and a crucifixion? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why is Jesus trending on PornHub? He's hung like this (arms outstretched)

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