James comes home from work and finds his wife in the master bedroom standing naked in front of a full length mirror intently looking at her reflection.
“Clara, what the hell is going on and why isn’t my dinner ready yet?” he demands loudly.
“Oh James, you scared me! I went to the doctor for a full physical exam today. He told me that I have the skin of a woman ten years younger.”
He replies, “Money’s tight and I’m not paying a doctor bill for something like that!”
She says, “You don’t understand, he just happened to notice while he was examining me. He also told me that my breasts are perfectly shaped and not sagging at all and look like the breasts of a woman ten years younger.”
He roars back angrily, “You don’t need to be spending my money for the doctor to leer at your breasts!” and then yells her, “So what did the doctor say about that huge ass you have?”
“Oh, honey, he didn’t even mention your name!”
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“Clara, what the hell is going on and why isn’t my dinner ready yet?” he demands loudly.
“Oh James, you scared me! I went to the doctor for a full physical exam today. He told me that I have the skin of a woman ten years younger.”
He replies, “Money’s tight and I’m not paying a doctor bill for something like that!”
She says, “You don’t understand, he just happened to notice while he was examining me. He also told me that my breasts are perfectly shaped and not sagging at all and look like the breasts of a woman ten years younger.”
He roars back angrily, “You don’t need to be spending my money for the doctor to leer at your breasts!” and then yells her, “So what did the doctor say about that huge ass you have?”
“Oh, honey, he didn’t even mention your name!”
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